Ah, new media technology, is there anything you can’t do… You bring people families and friends scattered around the world together; spread news and education to every part of the globe; start revolutions; stop wars; you let people update their status every 12 minutes with statements of such eye-bleeding banality that sometimes it’s hard to even carry on; and you encourage people to post videos of themselves in their bedrooms on youtube… truly the future is here.
And look, look what we have here, a phone that embraces all of this. Behold, the 3 Mobile INQ Chat 3G, a phone that, in terms of Facebook and Twitter is ‘always on’, meaning that never again will you have to log-in to find out what 312 people just ate for their dinner, never more shall you have to spend 19 valuable seconds loading Twitter in order to tell the world that you’ve just bought a new phone and that it’s like, yeah, propah wikkid, innit, coz its all like shiny and sht. And with its QWERTY keyboard, the INQ Chat 3G will also let you write more, write faster and write better than ever before, all for a price – as this agrees – that is surprisingly, if not deliciously, cheaper than chips. Read this INQ Chat review for a fuller rundown of what this future-tool is capable of.
And then, moving swiftly on, look what we have here, in the video embedded below….
Why, good christ above, it is a child of this new age, a new media urchin of the finest quality. Look how he interacts so seamlessly with his video recording PC. See how he talks to the computer as if it were a fellow human. See the strong, full body that the plentifulness of this new age has granted him with its abundant provisions. Truly, the future is here and it’s a… hark! My Lord… would you – he’s singing! The dear sweet angel is singing! [2m 45s...] Singing about mobile phones. It’s all so, so, so integrated and contiguous.
