Little brothers… always annoying, aren’t they. They’re not as big as you. They’re not as smart as you are. They’re not as strong. They don’t have speakers that are as – wait, scratch that last one. But you get the point. But the next point is what’s always annoying: that fact that despite all these obvious deficiencies, the younger brother always gets the attention thanks to one little cute thing or trick or something or other they have. SO WHAT IF HE CAN SING I’M A LITTLE TEAPOT, HE’S WEAK AND STUPID, LOOK AT HIM, LOOK, LOOK HOW HE CRIES WHEN YOU BEAT HIM… etc and so on and so forth
Well, poor big brother Nokia X6, because announced at the very same time as this very tasty phone was his little brother the Nokia X3. And, you know what, we can absolutely guarantee you that the X3 is going to be turning up in the hands and pockets of more of your friends in the coming months than it’s big brother. Okay, so the little brother + images of hands and pockets is a bad idea, but you get the idea.
And why is that? Why will the Nokia X3 be the bigger seller, the more popular phone. Quite simple dear reader, quite simple: because you’re cheap! Yes you! The common man, the average woman, the hoi polloi: cheap, chavvy, basic, poor, cheap and, most of all: cheap! Because despite all the high quality music playing, cool web browsing, social networking-linking-upping and lots of other stuff that this Nokia X3 review will tell you about, this thing is, you guessed it, cheap. Check out these Nokia X3 deals if you don’t believe us.
And if there’s one thing the likes of you, yes you, like, it’s things that are cheap.
You disgust us, absolutely disgust us. Just like out little brother always did. And look what happened to him… MUHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha
