Jul 27

Sometimes, someone in the world of the blogosphere writes something so apt, so correct, so downright pithy in their attempts to describe something, that there simply is no other alternative but to steal it, claim it as your own and make absolutely no reference to who originally produced said genius statement. So, here goes our own little contribution to the back-stabbing, phrase-stealing, lack-of-footnoting realm that is where we spend inordinate amounts of our days.

The Samsung Tocco Lite doesn’t so much surf as paddle the web.

There we have it, ladies and gentlemen. In those 12 words you have a summation, a precis of everything we found ourselves wanting to say about the Samsung Tocco Lite. Everything that we were grinding our teeth and wringing our hands about how to write, how to sum up for you in the most memorable way, in a way that would make you laugh out loud and forward on the permalink to our blog to all your friends and family. Everything that the official page somehow says without meaning to. All that is kind of but not quite contained in this Samsung Tocco Lite review. All that definitely isn’t even hinted at in the video below.

Because the Samsung Tocco Lite, whilst claim to be THE phone for you if you’re one of those ‘always on’ types, one of those social networking junkies who’s updating their Facebook every four minutes, not only doesn’t have WiFi, but also decided that, hell, who needs 3G either?! So with its WAP-only connectivity, you’ll realise with an aahhhh and an ooohhh, this thing is merely PADDLING what others SURF. Now you see.

That’s not to say there’s not plenty that’s right about this phone. There is. Just about. And, best of all, it’s a bargain basement budget banger of an option. But, you know, just be careful about deciding how much you like to be online on your phone.

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