Sep 07

Nokia have never, in our book, been given enough credit for their music phones. The XpressMusic phones came and went and, while they certainly didn’t fail in any way, they were never given as much credit as they were due. And now the all-new X-series (seems Nokia for some reason equates ‘X’ with music… god knows why) is hitting our shelves, headlined by the fantastic Nokia X6, and we feel it’s our duty to do at least a little shouting about how good this thing is as a music player. So, what better solution than a nice little list:

1.The music chip on this thing (the thing that processes your mp3’s or whatever and then sends the signal to the headphones) is the best on any mobile device. The best. Better than any other phone. Better than an iPod. The best
2.There’s 32GB of internal storage for your tracks. Not microSD, not hot swappable, not anything complicated. Turn it on, there it is
3.35 hours of playback thanks to the beefy battery. 35!
4.It’s a Comes With Music phone, meaning that you can download UNLIMITED tracks entirely for FREE and keep them FOREVER. UNLIMITED FREE TRACKS FOREVER

So there we have it. The Nokia X6 does music, does it better than any other phone ever, and… well… that makes us happy.

Don’t take out word for it. Take a look at this Nokia X6 review for more facts n figues. Or have a look through these Nokia X6 deals to see what’s the best offer out there for you. Or just have a look at the terrible, terrible video below instead.

Sep 04

Little brothers… always annoying, aren’t they. They’re not as big as you. They’re not as smart as you are. They’re not as strong. They don’t have speakers that are as – wait, scratch that last one. But you get the point. But the next point is what’s always annoying: that fact that despite all these obvious deficiencies, the younger brother always gets the attention thanks to one little cute thing or trick or something or other they have. SO WHAT IF HE CAN SING I’M A LITTLE TEAPOT, HE’S WEAK AND STUPID, LOOK AT HIM, LOOK, LOOK HOW HE CRIES WHEN YOU BEAT HIM… etc and so on and so forth

Well, poor big brother Nokia X6, because announced at the very same time as this very tasty phone was his little brother the Nokia X3. And, you know what, we can absolutely guarantee you that the X3 is going to be turning up in the hands and pockets of more of your friends in the coming months than it’s big brother. Okay, so the little brother + images of hands and pockets is a bad idea, but you get the idea.

And why is that? Why will the Nokia X3 be the bigger seller, the more popular phone. Quite simple dear reader, quite simple: because you’re cheap! Yes you! The common man, the average woman, the hoi polloi: cheap, chavvy, basic, poor, cheap and, most of all: cheap! Because despite all the high quality music playing, cool web browsing, social networking-linking-upping and lots of other stuff that this Nokia X3 review will tell you about, this thing is, you guessed it, cheap. Check out these Nokia X3 deals if you don’t believe us.

And if there’s one thing the likes of you, yes you, like, it’s things that are cheap.

You disgust us, absolutely disgust us. Just like out little brother always did. And look what happened to him… MUHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha

Sep 03

Nokia has officially announced the new Nokia N900, as the video below shows, this looks like a serious bit of kit. I was holding out for the N97, but I might just wait to get my hands one one of these tasty little things. There is no official release date yet, but as soon as Nokia N900 deals become available, we will be sure to let you know!

Aug 31

Crack for the masses? It doesn’t sound like a good thing, does it? But that’s just what the Blackberry Curve 8520 is going to be bringing our way. Until now, the Crackberry has been very much a minority market kinda thing. Suits, politicians, and the occasional president have been the mainstay of RIM’s ugly if effective range of smartphones. But the Blackberry Curve 8520 is going to be the cheapest version of the phone to date. Not cheap cheap, mind. You won’t be using this as your burner any time soon, for example. But it will definitely, as these Blackberry 8520 deals prove, open up the possibility of at least considering a Blackberry to more people than ever before. Not least, of course in the profitable pay-as-you-go market, no doubt one of the main reasons RIM have headed in this direction.

But just because this thing is cheap, you shouldn’t assume that this thing has been slap-dashed together as something RIM care nothing about. In fact, just the opposite. It not only has all the super-solid design that every Blackberry offers (these things are about as sturdy as phones get, in fact), but they’re also debuting a new piece of technology on it, so they clearly care about it. That new kit is the really smooth little optical trackpad, which replaces the sometimes-annoying trackball that’s featured on just about every Blackberry previously.

So, there we have it. Crack for you, for your kids, and for all the family… read this Blackberry 8520 review for even more details if you’re hungry for a fix.

Aug 25

Details are still few and far between on this flashy little number, but we don’t doubt it’s going to be something of a hit comes its Q3 release (testified to by the fact that it’ll be hitting the shelves of no less than 54 countries at more or less the same time. So are we excited about the LG BL40 Chocolate? Well, kinda. It is without doubt an absolutely stunning phone, a work of design craftsmanship to be proud of no matter how you look at it. That 4-inch screen is coated in a curved, tempered glass which is going to feel as delicious as, well, chocolate, we guess. And with a 21:9 ratio and a whopping 800 by 345 pixel resolution, that going to produce some truly stunning visuals. The promise is, in fact, that once the the LG BL40 Chocolate is rotated into landscape, it’s going to more or less remove the need for horizontal scrolling in order to see the full width of a normal web page. That we do like. However, don’t expect to be watching many movies or TV shows that fill the whole screen without some weird stretching or cropping, as there’s very little released in that 21:9 format.

And there’s also something deeper… something in us that we know is not shared by everyone. The fact that, well, we’re just a bit scruffy. A bit rough around the edges. A bit unfancy. And if there’s one thing this phone is, it’s fancy. Super fancy. Like, fancy fancy. And maybe that appeals to you. Maybe you’ll be swept away by all the superlatives in this LG BL40 chocolate review and start leaping at these LG BL40 Chocolate deals quicker than lemmings off a cliff. And good luck to you, we say, good luck. Just be aware that this is one hell of a fancy phone, and you may well find yourself the recipient of a fair few jealous / angry / baffled / mocking / (but mostly jeaous) looks after you do so.

Aug 18

Oh man, sometimes, sometimes the mobile phone world actually manages to surprise, amuse and downright please us no end. Not often, mind, but sometimes. And today is one of those days.

So, why is that, we here at least four of you asking with a yawn. Well, a little while ago LG got all excited about a new product they were launching, the GD910, which, to give credit where it’s definitely due, looks like a stunning watchphone. Fantastic, LG think, we’re going to be the first watchphone on the market for years (after most people thought the idea was dead and buried) and this is going to be one of the most desirable products ever! However, the GD910 is not due out til next month, and will cost around £1,000. That’s right, a grand.

Step up Samsung with a classic bit of banana skin placement, because the Samsung S9110 has also just been announced, out of nowhere. It looks kinda similar: cool touchscreen, think and sleek body, etc. and so on. But, this thing is going to retail at about £400, AND is out this month, not next. Boom! In your face LG, in your big red faces.

Do we more firm details about the Samsung S9110 (or any more than these Samsung S9110 deals or this Samsung S9110 review can provide)? No! Do we care? No! Well done Samsung indeed, well done.

Aug 17

Our bodies evolve because of what we do. Or, when people are very good at doing the things that our survival requires, they tend to survive, and therefore breed, all the more successfully.

For this simple reason alone, it can be said with absolutely certainty that the people of the future are going to have thumbs of unimaginable proportions. How do we know this? Thanks to the arrival and huge success of things like the Nokia 6760 slide. It’s simple science, dear reader, simple science.

Because the Nokia 6760 slide is ultimate proof that all the young folk today need is a decent pair of thumbs to become the most successful gossipers, rumour-mongers and – vitally – flirters of their generation. Can’t figure out how to update your Facebook while posting a Twitter while Google Talking with Dazza and Shazza and Abdus while texting Fat Steve about his plans later and, wait, the thing’s ringing… oh yeah, it’s a phone too.

Because if you can’t do all that, then quite frankly you are a miserable failure. Which makes us miserable failures, but then we’ve not that for a while. Don’t want to be a miserable, offspring-less failure too, then you’d best read this Nokia 6760 slide review, check out these 6760 slide deals and sort your life out, pronto!

Aug 14

We’ve got a friend, who, like most people, changes his phone once a year. However, unlike most people, he does this not because of the end of a contract, not because he’s had a nice year’s worth of use from the handset and has rationally decided to move onto a slightly newer, slightly sleeker, slightly more full-of-useless-gadgets model like the rest of us do. No, this particular individual seems to go through some kind of urban angst every new year’s eve and hurls his phone out of the window of whatever house party we may be at. Unless it’s a ground floor window, then he’ll most likely just stamp on it.

The first year it was funny. The second funny, but a little weird. Now it’s happened four years on the trot and we’re slightly worried about him. But luckily, in the shape of the Nokia 3720 Classic, we have the perfect Christmas present for him this year. Because as the video below proves, this phone is about as indestructible as phones come. Falls from great heights: check. Big kickings: check. It’s even totally waterproof so he won’t even be able to drown it in his beer.

Now, not everyone suffers from this kind of rage against the machine (lucky, really, or walking underneath parties around new years would be very dangerous indeed) but we think there’s probably a fair number of you who work somewhere dangerous / dusty / rainy, or who just find themselves and their belongings a little more accident prone than most of us. If so, the Nokia 3720 is most definitely for you. And, being a Nokia, it’s also a more than decent phone in its own right, with a 2.2” screen, Nokia Maps, a torch and a bunch of other cool things that this Nokia 3720 classic review, or the official page will tell you if you just click here.

Aug 13

Poor little HTC. Not only do they have to suffer from the fact that barely anyone’s heard of them, and from the fact that they own about 0.3% of the market share, and from the fact that… well, that’s suffering enough. But not only do they have to deal with that, they also have to deal with big bullies like T-Mobile coming along and re-naming their phones.

“HTC Hero, you say? Bah! Never! From this day forth it shall be called the T-Mobile G2 Touch. And we shall pretend like it is a phone we made with our very hands, scrubbing out all mention of your pathetic little company, picking your stickers off with our nails of gold, and making out as if it is us that have brought Google Android to such a weirdly shaped phone. No one will ever know that the T-Mobile Touch was actually made entirely by you, HTC, and when asked in some kind of online survey thing they will claim never to have even heard of you. AHAHAAHAHAHAHA.” etc. and so on and so forth.

Because that’s all T-Mobile have done here. The T-Mobile G2 Touch is not really the T-Mobile G2 Touch at all. Just like if you were to steal someone else’s essay, scrub out their name and write your own, that wouldn’t be your essay. But then if no one found out, you could claim all the credit… you see? Sneaky T-Mobile and their sneaky ways.

Have a read of this T-Mobile G2 Touch review or a little look at the official page for absolute proof about all this. And a few specs and features as well, if that’s all you want.

Aug 12

Seeing as how the time is nigh upon us for the start of the Premier League season, we’re going to be employing a football metaphor in our ramlings about the Sony Ericsson Xperia X3. Don’t like football? Touch luck. But this should still make sense.

So, the main thing that’s interesting about the Sony Ericsson xperia X3 is that it’s the first Sony Ericsson phone to use the Google Android operating platform. All previous SE smartphones have used the Windows Mobile platform. And the way we want you to picture this is by thinking of at team like Wolverhampton Wanderers stepping up to the Premier League. Because as good a team as they are, Wolves last season were in the Championship and had to go and play against teams like Barnsley and Plymouth. Now though, they get to play against Manchester United and Liverpool, in front of millions of people on TVs around the world. And so, if you’re following, you should think of Windows Mobile as the Championship, Android as the Premier League. The former’s not a bad league, has some good features, but overall it’s nothing compared to the Premier. And there really is nothing that comes close to Android for mobile phones. It’s slick yet simple, feature-packed yet intuitive, and in this version, Sony Ericsson have even re-skinned it to make it all the most stunning and fun to interact with (see the video below)

So there we have it. One shoddy metaphor for one very decent phone. Check out this metaphor-free Sony Ericsson Xperia X3 review for a full list of specs, or have a look at these Sony Ericsson Xperia X3 deals.