Little brothers… always annoying, aren’t they. They’re not as big as you. They’re not as smart as you are. They’re not as strong. They don’t have speakers that are as – wait, scratch that last one. But you get the point. But the next point is what’s always annoying: that fact that despite all these obvious deficiencies, the younger brother always gets the attention thanks to one little cute thing or trick or something or other they have. SO WHAT IF HE CAN SING I’M A LITTLE TEAPOT, HE’S WEAK AND STUPID, LOOK AT HIM, LOOK, LOOK HOW HE CRIES WHEN YOU BEAT HIM… etc and so on and so forth
Well, poor big brother Nokia X6, because announced at the very same time as this very tasty phone was his little brother the Nokia X3. And, you know what, we can absolutely guarantee you that the X3 is going to be turning up in the hands and pockets of more of your friends in the coming months than it’s big brother. Okay, so the little brother + images of hands and pockets is a bad idea, but you get the idea.
And why is that? Why will the Nokia X3 be the bigger seller, the more popular phone. Quite simple dear reader, quite simple: because you’re cheap! Yes you! The common man, the average woman, the hoi polloi: cheap, chavvy, basic, poor, cheap and, most of all: cheap! Because despite all the high quality music playing, cool web browsing, social networking-linking-upping and lots of other stuff that this Nokia X3 review will tell you about, this thing is, you guessed it, cheap. Check out these Nokia X3 deals if you don’t believe us.
And if there’s one thing the likes of you, yes you, like, it’s things that are cheap.
You disgust us, absolutely disgust us. Just like out little brother always did. And look what happened to him… MUHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha













Crack for the masses? It doesn’t sound like a good thing, does it? But that’s just what the
Details are still few and far between on this flashy little number, but we don’t doubt it’s going to be something of a hit comes its Q3 release (testified to by the fact that it’ll be hitting the shelves of no less than 54 countries at more or less the same time. So are we excited about the
Oh man, sometimes, sometimes the mobile phone world actually manages to surprise, amuse and downright please us no end. Not often, mind, but sometimes. And today is one of those days.
We’ve got a friend, who, like most people, changes his phone once a year. However, unlike most people, he does this not because of the end of a contract, not because he’s had a nice year’s worth of use from the handset and has rationally decided to move onto a slightly newer, slightly sleeker, slightly more full-of-useless-gadgets model like the rest of us do. No, this particular individual seems to go through some kind of urban angst every new year’s eve and hurls his phone out of the window of whatever house party we may be at. Unless it’s a ground floor window, then he’ll most likely just stamp on it.
Poor little HTC. Not only do they have to suffer from the fact that barely anyone’s heard of them, and from the fact that they own about 0.3% of the market share, and from the fact that… well, that’s suffering enough. But not only do they have to deal with that, they also have to deal with big bullies like T-Mobile coming along and re-naming their phones.
Seeing as how the time is nigh upon us for the start of the Premier League season, we’re going to be employing a football metaphor in our ramlings about the
Bah! Humbug! Curses! Gosh diddly darn it!
iPhone killer is a phrase that gets used far too often for our liking, mostly because the phone’s it’s often applied to come nowhere near to Apple’s product. The